Population | 2.619 billion |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | cobra |
The Republic of Kivu 47 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.619 billion Kivu 47ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.9%.
The powerhouse Kivu 47ian economy, worth 194 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,185 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, and suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kivu 47's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kivu 47 is ranked 251,316th in the world and 5,983rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kivu 47's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Kivu 47 relocated from The Apolean Frontiers to The Rejected Realms.
- : Kivu 47 was ejected from The Apolean Frontiers by The Democratic Federation of Catlibia.
- : Kivu 47's influence in The Apolean Frontiers rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Kivu 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Kivu 47, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
- : Following new legislation in Kivu 47, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
- : Following new legislation in Kivu 47, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
- : Following new legislation in Kivu 47, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Kivu 47, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.